tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16910104835743421312012-02-16T01:36:08.871-08:00This is the official blog of the character "Bev" as developed by Comedic Actress, Norma Jean. The "Bev" character developed as a direct imitation of Norma Jean's mother and has grown in popularity since she first hit the stage with her in November, 2006. <p> Enjoy Bev's take on everything, it's sure to make you realize that Bev is usually right about everything. Well, at least she knows so. <p> Go to the bottom of the blog to visit all her links!</p></p>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-42021844328604997902010-10-09T20:58:00.000-07:002010-10-09T20:58:07.405-07:00And she video taped me. I'm still tryin' ta get it up here. Be patient kids, I love ya. Bev.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-4202184432860499790?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-21474389540580904032010-07-25T20:50:00.000-07:002010-07-25T20:53:14.211-07:00Follow me here, darlins: <br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/smokinbev">Smokin Bev on Twitter</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-2147438954058090403?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-65392420730390532752010-07-05T00:45:00.000-07:002010-07-05T00:49:14.344-07:00You know what, darlins? I am so tired of the SHIT that these non-smokers dish up...<br /><br />Listen, if I wanna smoke then I'll smoke. If you wanna continue to be some tight-ass going around the earth telling people to stop smokin....well, you're wasting your time. <br /><br />I'm keepin' the Pall Mall Company in business till I die. <br /><br />There it is. <br /><br />Shut the hell up!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-6539242073039053275?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-27986219420954666142010-02-15T15:56:00.000-08:002010-02-15T15:57:59.998-08:00I've been asked to perform at the Fox Theater in the Redlands on April 16th I think? I dunno, but I'll keep ya posted. I love ya, hope you all had a good Valentine's day, darlins! Bev.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-2798621942095466614?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-13903104172402949452009-09-11T17:15:00.000-07:002009-09-11T17:29:36.000-07:00I wanted to talk to you guys before I step out for a little frozen yogurt and to see Norma Jean in her play tonight at the Costa Mesa Playhouse. I just flew out here today and I kept my housecoat on all the way. Those darn airline people were tryin' ta tell me I didn't have "clothes" on. Go ta hell, Delta! <br /><br />Ok, here ya go, darlins...I love ya. Bev.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/54ADDMtxM9Y&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/54ADDMtxM9Y&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-1390310417240294945?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-8324425498421977322009-09-10T22:32:00.000-07:002009-09-10T22:33:51.440-07:00www.myspace.com/bevcomedy<br /><br />www.youtube.com/bevcomedy<br /><br />www.funnyordie.com/normajeanenterprises<br /><br />www.facebook.com (see badge on right, just click the damn thing)<br /><br />And here, but you're already here darlins, aren't cha? <br /><br />Ok darlins, that's it. <br /><br />Bye bye. I love ya. <br /><br />Bev.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-832442549842197732?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-75409174924980666862009-09-10T16:48:00.000-07:002009-09-10T17:18:09.915-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FORp7TxFmcg&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FORp7TxFmcg&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-7540917492498066686?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-83696324488040226282009-09-10T16:06:00.000-07:002009-09-10T17:18:27.111-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lYjOpx08xSA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lYjOpx08xSA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-8369632448804022628?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-72392627830861188742009-09-10T00:16:00.000-07:002009-09-10T00:18:23.512-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/media/ALeqM5iExgNBrWJl4qFuegBOedKur97aNw?size=l"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 374px; height: 512px;" src="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/media/ALeqM5iExgNBrWJl4qFuegBOedKur97aNw?size=l" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /> Here's a message to Republican Joe Wilson of South Carolina:<br /><br /> Barack "Hottie" Obama is the President of the United States and YOU'RE NOT!<br /><br /> Now, there's the TRUTH...<br /><br /> There it is.<br /><br /> Bev.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-7239262783086118874?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-2625248741643986242009-08-22T13:22:00.001-07:002009-09-10T17:18:54.652-07:00Put your questions up here and I'll answer 'em. I love ya darlins. *puff*<br /><br />Here's a question I got by email: <br /><br />Bev, how is it that the Chinese do laundry so well? <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PnggC4g7BS4&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PnggC4g7BS4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-262524874164398624?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-74965033195244235072009-08-22T13:16:00.001-07:002009-08-24T17:48:32.084-07:00Hi Darlins, it's me, Bev.<br /><br />Listen, now, this is my first cute little blog post. I'm gonna try (in between my ciggy-butts) to give you guys some good ole' dish about life. <br /><br />I was thinking, what should I talk about first....I know! Politics, darlins!<br /><br />So, here's my opinion on Politics darlins....<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Rush Limbaugh</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/2/22/Jabbarotj.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 528px; height: 560px;" src="http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/2/22/Jabbarotj.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">shut the hell up!</span> <br /><br />Thank gad you're on radio, I hate to look at your fat ass.<br /><br />There it is. <br /><br />Bev.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-7496503319524423507?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1691010483574342131.post-48145726393640624792009-08-22T12:00:00.000-07:002009-08-22T13:20:46.552-07:00If you don't like it, then just shut the hell up.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.comedysoapbox.com/img/comedians/5018.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.comedysoapbox.com/img/comedians/5018.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1691010483574342131-4814572639364062479?l=bevoneverything.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Norma Jeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14684607874221908724noreply@blogger.com0